Post-nuptial dress, that is. Apologies for the amped heart rate. I had to. The world is dying to see Amal Alamuddin's wedding gown. It was designed by de la Renta, so we know it's beautiful, but we hear that People Magazine has rights to the pictures so... We just have to wait. Pouty face. My best friend, Bill Murray, who attended alongside Bono and Matt Damon, will just have to describe it to me until then.
What we do have: Pictures of her post-nuptial dress, worn Sunday. It's fantastic.
Did we mention: They arrived at the Venice wedding in a speedboat named aptly 'Amore'. Swoon.
Also, let's take a moment to assume that all guests took the evening to: